The show must go on and on and on

We exclusively reveal the celebrities scheduled to perform at Donald Trump's inauguration.The festivities will include a variety performances such as pole-dancing, race-baiting and mixed martial arts. For the first time in American history the show will also be interactive with audience participation encouraged via groping and pussy-grabbing. The national anthem (of Russia) will be sung by Pepe the Frog whereas throughout the event Sarah Palin will be shooting liberals from a helicopter hovering above the US Capitol.